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PORCH SALE IN BON AIR

OR, PARENTS OF TRIPLET BOYS SEEK TO CREATE SPACE IN HOUSE FOR NEW CRAP. WILL ACCEPT OFFERS ON CHILDREN AND DOGS AND POSSIBLY EACH OTHER IF IT’S ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19:  9 AM TO 12 PM
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20:  9 AM TO 12 PM

7901 BROWN ROAD

TONS OF BABY CLOTHES (NEWBORN TO 2T): MANY ITEMS AVAILABLE IN DOUBLES AND TRIPLES. LOTS OF UNWORN GARMENTS WITH TAGS. MOSTLY BOY BUT SOME GENDER NEUTRAL AND A FEW CLEARLY GIRL THINGS WE STILL DRESSED THEM IN BECAUSE WHO CARES.

BABY GEAR: BOTTLES, HIGH CHAIRS, TOYS, BOPPIES, LIKE-NEW TWIN NURSING PILLOW, BLANKETS, EXERSAUCERS, BABY HANNIBAL LECTER OUTFITS I MEAN SLEEP SACKS, A CREEPY MYSTERY ITEM THAT GIGGLES WHENEVER I WALK PAST THE BOX IT’S IN AND WILL PROBABLY PUT A HEX ON THE PERSON WHO BUYS IT, TRIPLET STROLLER, UMBRELLA STROLLER, THINGS TO HOLD BABY UPRIGHT, THINGS TO KEEP BABY HORIZONTAL, THINGS TO MAKE BABY BOUNCE, SWING, WALK, TWERK, WHIP AND/OR NAE-NAE. THINGS TO ALLEVIATE BABY’S ENSUING REFLUX.

HOUSEHOLD ITEMS: CURTAINS, FRAMES, RUGS, DUVETS, VASES, LAMPS, GLOBE PENDANTS, SMALL FURNITURE ITEMS AND OTHER LAME STUFF THAT IS NOT VINTAGE AND PROBABLY CAME FROM TARGET.

BOOKS: SEXY TOMES LIKE “FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC” AND THE CHICAGO MANUAL OF STYLE, 14TH EDITION.

LIMITED LADY FASHIONS: FOR THE WOMAN WHO LIKES TO DRESS LIKE A FORMLESS, GENDERLESS ENTITY. MANY ITEMS THAT APPEAR TO BE A BAG BUT ARE NOT A BAG. MADEWELL DREAMS MEET AN OLD NAVY BUDGET MEET A PERSON WHO HAS BASICALLY GIVEN UP.

BUT, YOU KNOW, COOL.

HOPE TO SEE YOU HERE!

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