Toddlerdom: One Wack Kakistocracy

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Based on observations of my own children, a toddler-mandated world order would go as follows:   Basketball games would consist of one player running down the court with the ball while his teammates trailed behind him, crying. If someone started to speak to you, it would be perfectly acceptable to shove both of your hands in their mouth. It ...